Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose lyrics

(Kinky Friedman)
Why do you bob your nose, girls, it does not look so nice,
If it¡¯ s just to keep in fashion, it¡¯s not the Lord¡¯s advice.
Well, you mangle Mother Nature and brave the Lord¡¯s command
You care about your nose, girls, and reach the Glory Land.
Why do you bob your nose, girls, it¡¯s not the thing to do,
Run with that nose and some day the Lord may say to you:
You naughty little booger, you honky tonkin¡¯ hose
But at least I¡¯m glad for one thing: you¡¯sll never bob your nose.