Stool Softener lyrics

 
Song Details
Artist(s)Righteous Pigs
Album(s)Live And Learn

Doe prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a fucken week
Since then I've taken many leaks

Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a shit from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I shit is now outdated

Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to shit but I only farted
I miss the fucken burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation

I need to take some fucken Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My fucken shit is hard as wood
I'd try to shit if I knew I could



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