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(You must be crazy)
[ VERSE 1 ]
One day, let's just say that I was bored
I went for a ride in my new Accord
Sucker MC's were standin outside
Talkin bout, ";Yo Ed, let me get a ride";
I said, ";You're already ridin on mine";
He raised his tone, and out came the chrome from behind
(Better back up, nigga) ";Now continue with yourself
And don't step any further, cause it's bad for your health
And your wealth and your future
Cause I don't wanna have to shoot ya"; - (booya!)
And then I went into the store
I wanted some chips, it's a dollar for 4
I gotta get some juice and a loosey
I used to smoke, now it's only 1 or 2, see?
I'm not a bad guy, but I got bad habits
I was raised in the place where they grab it
If they want it (Brooklyn) but I'm not a thief
Plus I'm not a punk, so don't pop junk or beef
What?
You must be crazy
(You must be crazy)
[ VERSE 2 ]
I pay for the goods and I make my exit
I walked out the door, and I saw some legs, it
Looked like cheese that I knew
>From around the way or maybe from my brother Drew
It can't be the rest, because the others are older
Looked like a nice slice, tapped her on the shoulder
(Excuse me) She turned around, started to stare
Grabbed at my hat, said, ";Let me see your hair!";
I said, ";There won't be none of that, at least not here";
She said, ";My man is always snoring, and he's boring";
I said, ";So what? You're out here whoring?
What you think you're doing?
I ain't tryin to ruin no relationship
Honey dip, get a grip";
Cause that's the kinda fan I can't stand
When she wanna get wreck and still got a man
So if you got a girl, you better watch her
Because love is blind (got that ass) gotcha
(Think I'm crazy)
(You must be crazy)
[ VERSE 3 ]
Well now, I got around the way and I just couldn't wait
(Why?) Today mom said that she was cookin peppered steak
I parked the ride, and as I stride down the ave.
I said, ";Oh my, what big thighs you have";
To a slice of cheese and cut-off shorts
She said, ";Ain't you Special Ed?,"; I said, ";But of course
But that's not the matter at hand
Do you have a man? Do you understand?
What I'm tryin to say is, well, ??? I'm a little shy
She said, ";Why, you're an attractive guy
Plus I seen your videos, all four of them
Can I be in one of them if you have more of them?";
I said, ";Yes, there's one next week
Come to the crib so we can speak";
She came over 3 days later
And I laid her
(You must be crazy)
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