Rock You Tonight lyrics

Saw my cuz, then he gave us a test,
What the Mario test?
Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho!

It's 1986, I'm in the first grade,
I'm working really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he can get the pussy,
Believe me, Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi.
Mario really wants to get her in bed,
So bad that he's up busting bricks with his head.
He just wants sex,
So forget the wedding bells.
Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells.
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
Making his move to the end,
Where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
Eat a white flower, spit balls of fire.
All this creatures at a tackle, cut Mario a slack.
Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back.

*Plays the Game*

I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work real hard for my man,
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.
Mario doesn't wanna get hit or he'll shrink,
The princess wont fuck a little dick