Like a Dick lyrics

 
Song Details
Artist(s)Pat Regan
Album(s)I'm Weird and Gross and Nobody Likes Me.

Performed by Pat Regan
Written by Patrick William Regan

Sitting on my bedroom floor feeling so alone
Black out all the windows and disconnect the phone
No one calls me anyway, no one even cares
I could disappear like a ghost in a graveyard

Open up the dresser drawer where I keep my gun
The cold black steel looks up at me like shadows at the sun
I load it up with bullets and down a glass of rum
It burns my throat but that's ok 'cause it numbs the pain

Crying like a new-born child
My hands they shake with fear
I think it's what I have to do but I'm not thinking clear
I close my eyes and count to three and draw one final breath
Then I put the handgun in my mouth and guess what happens next

I suck the gun like a dick
I suck the gun like a dick
I suck the gun like a dick
I suck the gun like a dick

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
I want this .38 shoot a load across my tongue
My troubles are forgotten 'cause I'm having so much fun
Sucking this gun like a dick



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